You’re no longer employed here!  I’d use the popular term for employee termination, but to be perfectly honest Donald Trump scares me.  It’s mostly the hair.  Ditto for Paris Hilton, as the highly overrated and talentless one was recently canned by the owner of two Florida nightspots named after her.  That leaves Paris free to go about pursuing other, similar “jobs”, and we’re thinking she should look into some representation for T-Mobile’s Sidekick phone.

For those of you who’ve forgotten, it was about a year ago that someone hacked Hilton’s Sidekick cell, gaining access to celebrity contact numbers and photos of Paris and friends.  It didn’t take long for all of the details to be splashed all over the worldwide web, leaving Paris an embarrassed little multi-millionaire who had much explainin’ to do to contacts from Fred Durst to Vin Diesel to…Stephen King?  Scary.

In the period since, Paris has upgraded to the Sidekick 3, with as much security as is possible.  She showed off her new toy this past summer, kicking off a heat wave of popularity for the phone.  Of course, most people – even celebrities – aren’t picking up the jewel-encrusted version Paris can afford, but it’s the thought, or in this case the name, that counts.

So, will Paris take this endorsement and turn it into a full fledged gig?  Is she T-Mobile’s next Catherine Zeta-Jones?  Why not.  When that’s through, maybe she could do a little home video work for Canon, if you know what I mean.

Sidekick 3 at Gizmo Shop! $249.99!