Get Pornography on the Nintendo Wii!
Without a doubt, my absolute favorite Seinfeld episode surrounded "Serenity Now," a line George Costanza's father screamed to calm himself in high-stress situations. Within the same show, George was tasked with selling computers for his father – a stressful work environment, no doubt – and pitched the PCs with the simple promise that "you can get porn!" It never worked, but in at least two cases (featuring Jerry and Elaine), it was the one computer usage that made them consider a purchase.
Now, a Christian watchdog group is alleging that since the Nintendo Wii can access the internet, it too could conceivably showcase porn. It's left me scrambling the web for the Big N's latest hardware.
It is possible to access pornography using the included Opera browser, but the Wii's full list of parental controls can prevent this. It means there's no reason to demonize the console, as "The Porn Talk" is doing.
Parents, please contact REAL tech websites before making rash decisions on game consoles. Leave right-wing, nutbrain blogs for light, carefree reads during stressful – Serenity Now! – workdays.